"The truth is, I'm actually a pretty decent pool player. But I like to play dumb and pretend I don't know how to play so I can get cute guys to teach me. It turns me on when they're trying to show me how to sink a ball and they lean over me and press their crotch into my butt. I'd like to sink their balls in my mouth and let them poke me with their cue sticks."
Harold had asked his girlfriend, Adana to do just one thing today - have dinner ready for him when he got house from work. But when he walked into the kitchen, he saw that she didn’t even have the oven turned on yet. The dumb nympho didn’t know how to work an electric stove and he was pissed because he was starving. He decided that he was going to have to teach her lesson, not a lesson about how to use the stove, but he was going to give her a spanking that she would never forget!
Take a look at pics of Adana getting spanked. He pulled up her dress and started to spank her ass. It wasn’t long before her white ass turned bright red. The wild part is that she was getting turned on by the spanking. She wanted to give her boyfriend a blowjob. While she sucked his cock, he continued to spank her ass. He even took out a wooden spoon and slapped her ass with it!
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"The girls I go to school with are so dumb. They think they're cool 'cause they fuck their little boyfriends who cum in two seconds. They don't know what real dick is. I'm getting real dick...from my best friend's dad. Of course, she doesn't know, and all the sneaking around makes me even hotter. I let him take pictures of me when I suck his cock and I showed them to some girls at school. They were shocked that I could take something so big all the way down. I told them he was my boyfriend from another school, so they don't suspect a thing."
Five ebony whores are sitting around in the lounge when the talk gets sexual. Before you know it, they've all pulled off their clothes and the lesbian orgy begins. The picture is soon filled with a tangle of light and dark skinned black women, arms, legs and titties everywhere. Some girls start fingering each others' tight holes, other girls want a taste of pussy. Some girls just like to be pleasured, others like to take a more participatory role. Then the dildos come out, and they sure are huge! One girl even gets DPEd with two huge toys, one up her ass and one in her pussy - the girls sure make that dumb slut scream! | ||||
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Dumb brunette Ashley Anne poses outside in a skimpy violet outfit. She removes her top to show of her natural tits, and she hikes up her skirt and bends over to show off her round, thonged ass. After taking a dip in the pool, she adjourns indoors to suck on a hard black cock. She blows him long and licks his balls before laying back to get fucked missionary. She climbs on top to ride him reverse cowgirl, and she gets on her hands and knees to take it doggy style. She finally takes his load all over her face, sucking his cock clean after her messy facial. | ||||
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Horny little School Bus Girl sluts, that can’t wait to ride a nice hard cock home on the raunchy school bus! These hot little honeys will bring your innermost desires to life! Cum watch these lucky studs open their mouths between some young tender legs before sliding their dick deep inside, on the school bus!
Hot young school girls star in all four scenes of hard sucking and fucking! These hard cocks have their work cut out for them, these girls are young dumb and full of cum, wet and wild is there middle name! Check out this bonerlicious series and get ready to blow your load to these tender teens!
Crafty ebony porn stud Deep Threat is sitting around on a park bench when he sees a deliciously chunky black babe walk past in a short skirt. Being the player that he it is, he can't resist having a crack at getting her into bed. The girl's name turns out to be London, and he poses as a talent scout, giving her his card and then luring her back to his crib. Under the guise of starting her modelling career, he gets her down on her knees and sucking on his black cock. He is laughing inside as he watches her struggle with his prodigious member, choking on it as she tries to get it down her throat - what a fucking dumb ass bitch! | ||||
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Damn - black honey Vanessa Bazoomz has got some really fucking huge knockers! This ebony slut has some of the biggest norgs you're ever likely to see in your life. When stud Johnny Depth pulls her shirt off, he's momentarily dumbstruck by the sheer size of her saggy bazoongas. He quickly recovers and the couple get fully naked and hop on the bed. Johnny lies back and she gets to work at his big cock, her eyes lighting up as it grows to a full erection - it's huge! She climbs on top, almost squashing him beneath her bulk, and starts to ride him; he then rolls her over and holds her legs apart as he nails her moist, shaved pussy deeply. | ||||
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Dumb brunette Ashley Anne poses outside in a skimpy violet outfit. She removes her top to show of her natural tits, and she hikes up her skirt and bends over to show off her round, thonged ass. After taking a dip in the pool, she adjourns indoors to suck on a hard black cock. She blows him long and licks his balls before laying back to get fucked missionary. She climbs on top to ride him reverse cowgirl, and she gets on her hands and knees to take it doggy style. She finally takes his load all over her face, sucking his cock clean after her messy facial. | ||||
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Sexy brunette Kelly Kline poses and talks dirty to the camera wearing only blue panties. She squeezes her large natural breasts and pulls her panties aside to play with her pussy. She's soon sucking on a hard cock. She gives him a sloppy blow job, drooling all over his dick and sucking on his balls. She climbs on top to ride him reverse cowgirl, her bald pussy bouncing up and down on his meat. He fucks her while spooning her, and she lays back to take it missionary. She gets on her hands and knees to take it doggy style, and he finally blows his load all over her face. | ||||
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Now, I’m not complaining but these dumb butt dads keep sending me photos and vids of their daughters getting fucked for money. They want me to put it on the website and they want me to pay them for it. Well, I have no problem putting it up on the website, but there’s no way I’m going to pay them for it. I’m laughing all the way to the bank.
Anyways, check out these photos of a smoking hot Asian amateur named Kara. Her dad got laid off from his job a few months ago and since then money has been really tight. She tried to get a job at a clothing store, but she spent more money buying clothes then money she earned there. Yesterday, they had their electric bill due and they had no way to pay it so they were wondering through the park, trying to think of a way to earn some extra cash. That’s when they spotted their neighbor, this guy that had been trying to fuck Kara for awhile now. Her dad made a deal with him where he could fuck the daughter for one hundred dollars. The daughter wasn’t too happy about it, but there was no other way to keep the lights on. So the father went to go pay the electric bill while she went and got her mouth and pussy filled by this scum bag.
The Sweet Taste of Young Lust We’re back with another video and guess what? These girls are 2 Young 4 U Too! But that didn’t stop us from capturing the youngest girls allowed by law doing the nastiest things allowed by law just so you can sit back and enjoy. 2 Young 4 U Too! If these girls were any younger, it would be a crime to show them to you.
If you like ‘em tight,, wet and young, then you have found one of the best vids for hot and horny teens!!! These hot sluts are young, dumb and full of cum! Get your teen skank fill here, with 3 sexy scenes of young lust, sucking and fucking, come taste the sweet young pink and perfect pussies!!!
Damn it! It's pouring rain outside, again! My friend Jake and I were gonna walk the pups today up on the ridge, but when we got there it was extremely muddy and I was a dumb ass and wore brand-new, white Nike sneakers. Why? I'm not sure. I do dumb shit like that for no reason sometimes. I'm really smart, but my common sense is out the window! Ha-ha. So instead we went in a field at the bottom of the ridge and did some doughnuts with the e-brake on in an awesome mud pit we spontaneously decided to create. It was a fun time. There's nothing quite like good ole backcountry mudding. We got the car dirty, but at least we kept my sneakers clean! And how fun was it to wash the car topless? It was AWESOME! lol
Okay so the emails keep coming from you guys wanting to see more sick shit so here’s another one for you with my nympho of a daughter sucking dick for just $100! I know I know she’s something to be proud of, hey I made $100 out of the deal and the guy walked away happy, what can I say!
I started taking ads out in the paper to meet guys that my slutty daughter could fuck while I took their money for doing my nasty daughter. So I put an ad in the paper selling football tickets and this dumbass shows up to buy them from me…seriously how safe is that? Anyhow he shows up at my door with $100 in hand and I tell him to come in and sit down. I snatched the $100 from his hand and he freaked out asking where hsi football tickets were. I laughed and told him there weren’t any and he freaked out some more until I scared the bejesus out of him and he started looking around frantically for something in return for his $100. Then he saw my naughty daughter and said "perhaps we can work something out?" I agreed, "sure you can fuck my daughter" under my breath I whispered "everyone else does!"
What could a schoolgirl do to get her grades up? Fuck her teacher, that’s what? Here are Schoolgirl Creampies, we love when these cock hungry coed sluts are going to fail their classes. Feast your eyes on this cute, blonde teen, Loz. We’ve been working together for the past couple weeks trying to get her grades up and help her pass her tests but the dumb girl still doesn’t understand and has no other way to pass this class!
Loz showed up at her teacher’s house today with her slutty schoolgirl uniform on and ready to fuck. This teen wasn’t the least bit worried about studying anything but a hard cock. As soon as Loz arrived at her teachers place, she pushed him down and had to her. First ripping his pants down and pulling out his cock to shove it deep in her throat then quickly stripping down to have her pussy inspected. Once Loz drops her panties, this guy shoves his cock right on in from behind. They soon end up laying down on the couch and continuing to fuck like rabbits, with the teacher rubbing her tight teen body. Little did Loz know, her teacher pulled off his condom when they switched positions and this bastard just blew his load all inside of her teen pussy. Thinking he hasn’t came yet, Loz tries to finish him off by sucking his cock again but then finds out he already came!
Young, dumb and busted by the contractors! It looks like busty blonde teen babe Abby Rode decided to take a nice, soapy bubble bath when all of a sudden, one of the guys working on her house came strolling in and noticed that she was masturbating in the tub! Abby looks cute and innocent but wait until you see this free picture gallery from Fucked Tits, you’ll see how dirty this girl really is.
After being walked in on, Abby Rode tries to explain to this guy that she wasn’t masturbating and it’s okay that he walked in and it looks like there is no way this guy is going to believe that. Once they get to talking, Abby notices this guys pants sticking out from his rock hard cock and wants to give him a little unexpected treat - she was already completely nude and insanely horny anyway right? Abby bends right over as this guy rips off his clothes then shoves his cock deep into her perfectly shaved pussy. This lucky bastard then goes down under and shoves his tongue right inside of her, lapping up every last drop of juice before sliding his cock between her huge tits. He even gets to face fuck Abby before blowing a literally massive cumshot all over her massive tits - it’s like a glazed set of boobs!
Ooookayyyy the chicks in this movie have seen wayyy too many melodramatic 1950s cold war russian interrogator movies…..”I am going to use you and turn you into my slave and then throw you away like I throw everyone away” in a fake Natasha from Bullwinkle accent…not to mention obviously she has the russian idea of commerce where you take something, make it have value to you…then throw it away thinking that this is a good idea…the only commie may be a dead commie but the only dumb commie is any commie. If you dig the whole severe femdom fetish trip though then I’m sure that this movie won’t disappoint. Also if you are just bored of most vanilla porn and want something with a twist in it that will also you laughing at the melodramatic extreme sex fetishes in it then you may as well check out Mistress of The Whip.
I personally would have a hard time not laughing if I were the actor in any of the scenes in this movie…though if any of these women are authentic in being like the sadistic femdom fatales that they play to be the price for laughter would likely be quite severe. For a sex movie though my big complaint is where the hell was the sex ? I mean ok I get that some people have some pretty kinky fetishes and spanking and whippings are very common amongst these fetishes. But for those of us who are watching it for kicks and also wanting to see some cock-banging-pussy action…where is it ? Cmon ladies…even Natasha fucked Bullwinkle and tried to do it with Rocky the Squirrel but he was afraid that he would lose his nuts…So yeah the whippings and verbal humiliation is there as advertised and if it’s your bag you are going to have a lot of content to jack off too; but if you want some actual sex as well try one of our other femdom dvds. 3 Novelty cocks-up for Mistress of The Whip
Now what kind of guy signs up to be in a porn video and then can’t finish? Well this dumb fucker thought it was cool to have a few shots before the shoot (pun intended) and then he couldn’t finish. Now I don’t know about you, but if you throw a fine teen cunt in front of me, I’m gonna hammer that pussy and spray my hot cum all over her titties - but that’s just me.
Trent was supposed to catch Abre playing with her dildo and then fuck her till they both climaxed in unison - or that’s the way it was supposed to work. Abre did a stellar job of sucking the dumb bastards cock and at least he got it hard (we had to cut out a few minutes where I wasn’t sure). Josie was on camera so the stupid fucker should have forgotten about his nerves and just fucked the little cunt. I know you would have!
Josie did get some pretty hot blowjob footage - as Abre gave Trent a pretty damn good sloppy blowjob. She kept the camera close enough that we don’t have to see to much of the drunk fucks face but he kept kicking the camera and then making stupid comments about it. Guess bing a porn star isn’t as simple as he initially thought.
But then - I like closeups - and I don’t care if it’s a closeup of a great blowjob or a closeup of some nasty teens tiny cunt taking a hard cock on camera for the first time. At least Trent got it hard - but the poor girl was all fucked out and he was still hours away from anything that resembled an orgasm. He did get plenty of fucking in - hammering her tiny teen cunt for a good 45 minutes. Josie was getting tired of holding the camera and Abre was getting tired of the stupid fuck on top of her.
It did turn out to be a pretty hot shoot, thanks in no small part to the to the sexy girls. And if you like to see a great teen cunt giving real good head - then be sure to check this and all of our first-time amateur porn out - only at www.glassmannequin.com
The jokes at PinkandPerfect.com are over and it’s time to get into the second half of summer and try to do all the summer things you wanted to do but never got to in the first half..cmon put down your cooler and get to the beach or at least take the drinks with you…
Now take that soothing aloe vera lotion or calamine cream and look for the babes who are pinker than perfect cos they were dumb bunnies and stayed in the sun too long. No babe in sunburn pain is going to say no to a guy carrying along a bottle of cool and creamy relief.
People often think the idea of FuckHerRight.com is redundant cos if you have a chick and you fuck her hard she will come and you will come and happily ever after for everyone…not too difficult to achieve they say…
This joke with enough ironic potential to be true shows that not everyone is smart enough to “fuck right”…don’t get me wrong I don’t have anything against polish people I just think they are dumber than a head of lettuce.
What is the definition of Polish oral sex? That’s where the man and woman stand across the room and shout “Fuck You!” at each other.
Samantha the slut and Jenny the virgin–unlikely friends but perfect fuck-buddies. Samantha's got plenty of cock-sucking experience and she's going to teach Jenny how to put it in her mouth and choke on it the right way. And who is the lucky test subject? Another dork who gets a lesson in tagging two teen pussies. Even brainy dorks can learn a thing or two from the dumb slut...like how to lick it and stick it until white, creamy stuff comes out.
Okay, enough of this bullshit. Bobby Rinaldi, I’m calling you out…and Wildlife productions, that’s right, you know I’m talking about you too. Time to find out where you’re based and come down and heads will freakin roll! I am so sick and freakin tired of people titling things as though they are something that they aren’t or something cool (that’s right Will.i.am, I am talking about you and your dumbass name too). Like you could’ve just called this ‘Hot Chicks Fucking’ and people would’ve watched it for that, instead of lying and implying that I’m gonna get to watch some chick constantly getting her holes simultaneously stuffed…especially since your movie didn’t actually have that.
So I start this up, and what do I get for my first scene…just some freaking vanilla sex like I would get to see on Playboy channel during their hardcore movie nights. Okay I figure, they’re just slowly setting the atmosphere or whatever, and then by the end of scene two, sure I’ve seen some anal and pussy fucking, but unless there’s another dude there that’s invisible I sure as hell haven’t seen any double action. So finally more than halfway through the third scene (which is also more than halfway through the movie with the title that implies it’s full of dp action…Liars) we get some dp action happening, and yeah, the chick is totally into it, she’s being hammered hard, then all of a sudden it’s over. Like what the fuck, call this movie Double Tease. The hottest scene comes next, and to give an example of how mistitled this movie is, it doesn’t even have any dudes in it. The heat factor on it is way up though cos the two chicks are obviously totally into each other, and I’m sure if you’re watching it, this is where you’ll blow your load. For being such liars, and mistitling their movie, Double Play gets only one cock-up, and if you watch it for the double action, be sure not to blink. Otherwise kudos to the chick on chick action in this movie.
I have never heard of Jody Moore before now and I still don’t know who the fuck she is other than I can say with some validity after watching this that she is without a doubt one of the dumbest bimbos in the Universe and I’m sure that she would be hard pressed to explain the difference between juicy-fruit non-bubble bubblegum and hubba-bubba bubblegum. Sure the premise of having a purpose for existing beats the hell out of having no purpose, but sex and orgasms as a purpose isn’t something that people need to be talked into. That’s like trying to make a cult of five year olds who believe that candy tastes good and Santa is cool.
Stories do not belong in porn…this includes short stories, or any other dramatic montage to prove a point…the only point that porn movies need to prove is the point that we all already know…sex rocks! Stories when they do appear in porn especially do not need to waste my time that could be spent jacking my meat with introductions and narrations. Yet Jody Moore Explains The Universe insists on doing this over and over, interspersing the movie with only mediocre sex and actresses who at times look like they’re not even there…maybe their minds are busy trying to figure out whose bedpost they left their chewing gum on last night.
Overall Jody Moore Explains The Universe is a total waste of time and maybe after this Jody Moore chick gets her head out of her ass she can explain Uranus.
Zero cocks-up for Jody Moore Explains The Universe.
FuckHeRight.com asks you the question, are you the guy who can show them that you can fuck these two chicks right?
Now I don’t know about you, but where I come from, while lingerie can be hot…the chick only needs to be wearing one set, and these two are waiting there, pussies throbbing but too dumb to know that they need to really show that flesh off more…some dude needs to get in there, rip that double layer of fishnet off of them and give them the fucking that they need.
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| Rio This bad ass little cutie was picked up on Cococabana Beach in Rio de Janeiro and literally jumped up and down at the chance to make a video with us. The funny part is that right in the middle of the shoot (I left it in for you to see) this dumb girl stops and asks us if we were making a porno. Unreal. I named her Rio because to be honest with you, I don’t remember her name, but I will always remember her tight little body. |
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I wanted to go to the beach this day, but we never made it. Instead we met 43 year old Tricia, in the underground parking lot. The dumb broad had locked her keys in her car, and didn’t have a phone. Of course, Tommy knew what to do. He offered his phone, which was in his apartment. The catch? Tricia didn’t have the 90 dollars needed to get the keys out...we did. She didn’t seem too thrilled that she had to work for it though!
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